STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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