do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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