Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I forget how to act sober
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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