I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
she looked like the before picture.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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