Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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