I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
don't judge my taste in strippers
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
