North Korea, Best Korea!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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