To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize