Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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