that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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