Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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