Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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