you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
