that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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