If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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