Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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