drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize