I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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