Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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