He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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