Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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