I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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