Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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