If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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