god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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