You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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