it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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