doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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