Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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