Umm I'm too high to move.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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