Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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