Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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