At least make sure they are 18
Why
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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