He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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