Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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