This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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