you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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