Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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