thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I didn't shave. On purpose
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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