Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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