Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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