I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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