If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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