found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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