If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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