found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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