i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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