love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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