Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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