That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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