The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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