She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i came on her dog
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
