There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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