so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That was before I lit my hair on fire
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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